23 hours ago
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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
23 hours ago
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disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

image

23 hours ago
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riddle-me-chris:

Kind of afraid to ask Alan Rickman for his autograph.

23 hours ago
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bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

23 hours ago
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werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

3 days ago
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martinfreemaninplacesheshouldntb:

Too many Little Martin jokes…
#not even sorry a little
submitted by areyousuretonightsadangernight 

martinfreemaninplacesheshouldntb:

Too many Little Martin jokes…

#not even sorry a little

submitted by areyousuretonightsadangernight 

3 days ago
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Track: UnknownOnce Upon A December (Piano Version)
Artist: UnknownEmile Pandolfi
Album: UnknownBelieve
Played: 42829 times

mixtape2014:

Save this one for a night when all you want is for your brain to let you rest. Too often I go to bed, my body exhausted, my mind unable to stop moving. Luckily, there’s this masterful version of “Once Upon a December” from the (highly underrated) animated movie Anastasia. It’s a perfect piece to guide you to a peaceful slumber, because this music? It’s the stuff of dreams.

3 days ago
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You never felt pain, did you? Why did you never feel pain?

3 days ago
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DID HE JUST..

3 days ago
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moriartyhi:

”So take this as a friendly warning…my dear. Back off.”

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