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The Winter Soldier + Lines

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My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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don’t look at me like that




don’t look at me like that


4 hours ago
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Perks of Dating Me:


• I’ve got more wit

• a better kiss

• a hotter touch

• a better fuck

• and good music taste

5 hours ago
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Track: UnknownFlaws (Acoustic)
Artist: UnknownBastille
Album: UnknownBad Blood
Download: Click Here
Played: 14183 times


You have always worn
your flaws upon your sleeve

And I have always buried them
deep beneath the ground

flaws (acoustic) / bastille

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john watson was so ready to punch the landlord for touching sherlock i’m screaming

19 hours ago
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what a beautiful wedding
the bridesmaid to the waiter  (via tuffluf)
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on a different not can we all please stop acting like all ravenclaws are academic smart? i want to see ravenclaws who are shit at school but can make recipes and paint amazingly and compose masterpieces please stop pretending smartness is academic

ravenclaws that get really pissed off about having to answer riddles in order to get home because they hate riddles
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