When John and Sherlock are really old and Sherlock dies first, John refuses to cry and when people ask him why, he simply says that Sherlock is faking it and any second now he’s going to walk in with a moustache or a stack of porn or something
Sherlock + his face while looking at John and Major Sholto
This is Sherlock thinking that it was never about men. It was about John not wanting him.
I am NOT crying.
OKAY BUCKLE UP BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE CONVERSATION ABOUT DR. BRUCE BANNER.
Before I begin I want to disclaim something: I love Captain America. He’s a great person, a strong Avenger, a capable leader, and not to mention that Chris Evans is hot (don’t even get me started on the
assholeangel Seb Stan, because that is like 20 whole posts on their own).
Recently, me and a friend got into an argument as to who was the best Avenger (she says Cap, I say The Incredible Hulk), and this very scene is the basis of my argument).
The man just fell from the sky. In Hulk form. He wakes up, surrounded by rubble, completely naked, and being watched by this random dude (btw I think that should have been Stan Lee’s cameo but whatever). Now if I were him, my first thought would be Where the hell am I? Jesus Christ, where the hell are my clothes? Holy shit, this guy is staring at me, while I’m naked Did this dude call the cops?
But no. Dr. Banner’s first thought is ‘Did I hurt anybody?’ His mind literally goes to the others first. Like his own life doesn’t matter to him (which we know is true from the earlier line, “I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out.” Heart wrenching. I
may or may not havedefinitely cried (and am maybetotally still crying a little).)
Now, pointing this out to my friend, she goes on to say, “But Captain America is so hot! The Hulk is old and green.” Here’s my answer.
NUMBER ONE: Cap is technically like 94 years old, so he’s older than Banner.
NUMBER TWO: Chris Evans may be close to godliness, but no one will ever, EVERbe able to convince me that Mark Ruffalo isn’t attractive. He may not be one of those super tall, blonde, ripped, young dudes, but he is HANDSOME. He’s attractive in one of those classy, creep-up-on-you, wake-up-one-morning-and-suddenly-it’s-like-HELLO kinda ways.
(Also, side note, the Hulk could take Cap in a fight any day.)
Dr. Banner will always be my favorite Avenger. I don’t care how many followers I lose, how many hate messages I get, I will never change my mind.
Sorry I took up your time, I had to get that out. The Hulk doesn’t get enough love in my opinion
We 110% agree Ruffalo is v handsome. And in our biased opinion the best, strongest and most sacrificing Avenger. :)
Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time.
Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.
well that’s just painfully accurate
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
the world is mine
yes this is sherlock holmes sorry i can’t talk to u right now i am deducing a horse
shit ass epic
makin my way downtown
photos by partofhisarmy
u ever take a test and think “hell yeah I destroyed that” but then u get it back and u think “hell no that destroyed me”
Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week.
Hamish! John Hamish Watson, just if you’re looking for baby names.
my name is john watson, i’m a doctor and i soldier. i’ve killed people on my bad days. i also look like a bloody kitten